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Funny Good Morning Quotes Biography

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"I want to taste your lips, touch your teeth and feel your tongue every morning.
That is what COLGATE says each and every morning. Brush before breakfast"

"The doctor has a new suggestion for you this morning.Laugh a little more in he morning for breakfast, give a beautiful smile in the afternoon. Stay far more happy for dinner. What is the doctors fee? Think more about me"

"I have courage, I have class. I have an attractive which can backs up my ass. = What I encourage myself with every morning"

"Its morning time already and its time to widen those teeny tiny eyes. Stretch those tough buff arms, wiggle that silky slinky hair and eat some salty malty fries."

"Morning prediction:
You are going to read the sweetest quote of your life around 9 am in the morning from one of the most loving persons on earth. Then when you read it, smile and say that I am the best. Thanks and good morning."

"Without any friends, life is a waste. Without any love, heart is almost a waste. Without any story, a movie is almost a waste and without a quote from me, your morning is a waste. Have a great day!"

"Angels usually show up in the morning but I have showed up now. So all you need to do is bow down a bit and wish yourself a happy morning as a sign of respect. Cheers mate!"

"You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55."

"I woke up this morning, and I still don’t believe I won the Daytona 500."

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

"I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon."

"Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There’s a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning."

"I have a great deal of company in the house, especially in the morning when nobody calls."

"This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me."

"It ain’t as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning."

"Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up."

"Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up."

"I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day."

"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: “President Can’t Swim.”

"That’s the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they’d be like, ‘Yeah, big deal. I’d eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you’re pulling down.’"

"Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together."

"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this."